34 thoughts on “What Would a streets.mn Bumper Sticker Say?”

1. Nick HannunlaSeptember 25, 2015 at 10:56 am

   I’m imagining a “Coexist” sticker, except with bike parts instead of religious symbols.
2. Adam MillerSeptember 25, 2015 at 11:09 am

   Easy: Live Closer to Stuff

   Duh.
3. Matty LangSeptember 25, 2015 at 11:11 am

   I pay for parking with a smile.
   1. Bill Lindeke Post authorSeptember 25, 2015 at 11:24 am

      how about “I [heart] parking meters”
4. Michael RodenSeptember 25, 2015 at 11:18 am

   Start seeing neighborhoods.
5. Adam FroehligSeptember 25, 2015 at 1:27 pm

   Two points:

   1) For me, the bumper sticker would say nothing, as I do not agree with bumper stickers.

   2) I find it intriguing that the Streets.MN gang would bring up bumper stickers, as many of the writers/board members/commenters lack vehicles to put them on…
   1. Bill Lindeke Post authorSeptember 25, 2015 at 2:22 pm

      I DO NOT AGREE WITH BUMPER STICKERS

      …would make a good bumper sticker
   2. Eric AnondsonSeptember 25, 2015 at 4:12 pm

      “My other car is a cargo bike.”

      20+ years ago I put a REV 105 bumper sticker on my bike. I still have that bike and the sticker is still on it.

      Maybe this is a perfect fundraising opportunity for streets.mn, design and sell bike-slogan-stickers. That is stickers sized well for placement of average bike tubes or fenders.

      The reverse sticker would be, “My other cargo bike is a car.”
6. Steve NimchukSeptember 25, 2015 at 2:04 pm

   Curb to Curb to Curb: streets.mn
7. NickSeptember 25, 2015 at 3:04 pm

   “I have no bumper for this sticker”
8. JakeSeptember 25, 2015 at 3:49 pm

   “Towards zero bumpers”
9. simeonSeptember 25, 2015 at 4:49 pm

   “You’re not in traffic. You are traffic”
10. Anders BloomquistSeptember 25, 2015 at 5:04 pm

    “A spector is haunting St Paul, that spector is bike lanes.”
11. Sean RyanSeptember 25, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    ‘Nerdy ex-suburbanites 4 change’
12. joeSeptember 25, 2015 at 10:39 pm

    Streets not Stroads
13. RosaSeptember 26, 2015 at 9:12 am

    Just a picture of a crosswalk where the stripes are stakes or the shark teeth are actual shark teeth. Maybe Andy will draw one 🙂
14. David MarkleSeptember 26, 2015 at 11:01 am

    Maybe something about traffic noise, such as,

    “Honk if you’re like geese”

    or, [showing the Edvard Munch Scream woman on the bridge with a motorcycle that just passed]:

    “Stop HEARING motorcycles”
    1. RosaSeptember 26, 2015 at 2:47 pm

       “Please don’t honk”
       1. Bill Lindeke Post authorSeptember 27, 2015 at 2:09 pm

          Honk if you hate traffic noise
15. Bill Lindeke Post authorSeptember 26, 2015 at 11:10 am

    Honk if you hate LOS F
16. Paul StrebeSeptember 26, 2015 at 12:43 pm

    “Proud parent of a Streets.mn blogger”
17. Eric AnondsonSeptember 26, 2015 at 12:46 pm

    “Best Twin Cities Group Blog – says Everyone”
18. Paul StrebeSeptember 26, 2015 at 6:35 pm

    “Honk if you love quiet, livable communities.”
19. Paul StrebeSeptember 26, 2015 at 6:41 pm

    “If this van’s a-rockin’, then I’ve switched to
    non-carbon-based renewable energy sources.”
20. Paul StrebeSeptember 26, 2015 at 6:43 pm

    “I’d rather be stuck in an intractable argument on Streets.mn.”
    1. Bill Lindeke Post authorSeptember 27, 2015 at 2:07 pm

       This one is good
21. Paul StrebeSeptember 26, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    “No fat externalities.”
22. Paul StrebeSeptember 26, 2015 at 6:51 pm

    “WMWST?
    What mode would Streets.mn take?”
23. Eric AnondsonSeptember 26, 2015 at 7:25 pm

    “Neighborhoods are people, not cars”
24. Paul StrebeSeptember 26, 2015 at 7:33 pm

    “We’re reinvesting our children’s inheritance in carbon offsets.”
25. Paul StrebeSeptember 26, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    “Don’t follow me. I was lured to the periphery by unsustainable subsidies.”
    1. Bill Lindeke Post authorSeptember 27, 2015 at 2:07 pm

       I like this!
26. Paul StrebeSeptember 26, 2015 at 7:44 pm

    “Our other vehicle is a 30-minute podcast.”
27. zoeySeptember 28, 2015 at 2:16 am

    20 MPH for safety.

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