A comic by the author illustrating the Transportation Zodiac. Taurus: Ford Taurus car, destroy the Earth sign. Aries: Dodge Ram pickup truck, planet on fire sign. Pisces: Ferry + other ships. Aquarius: Good old walking. Capricorn: Bus, hard working. Sagittarius: Bike rider. Scorpio: Light rail transit. Libra: Traffic court. Vertigo: Air plane. Leo: Passenger train. Cancer-causing smog: SUV under water sign. Gemini: Multi-modal.

The Transportation Astrologer

Are you concerned about an impending trip? Let your favorite astrologer guide you with your weekly transportation horoscope, based on your Transportation Zodiac sign. Consult the chart above to find your sign. Finding your Transportation Zodiac sign is the first step toward understanding your personality, your relationships and even your destiny!

Aries: You’ve been riding high but you might come back down to earth. Watch your blind spots for pedestrians and don’t overcompensate for your insecurities.

Taurus: Stay calm. Don’t let the slow speed of others enrage you. Eventually you’ll get to where you want to go. Channel your stubbornness into supreme patience. Practice singing.

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Gemini: An impending transit between downtown and an inner-ring suburb will cause you anxiety. If you have trouble deciding between travel modes, split the difference, do a little of both, and enjoy the ride.

Cancer: Inflation hits hard when you fill up your gas tank. You may feel like you’re losing ground in life. Consider staying home and working remotely or taking some time for yourself. It’s a good week to downsize.

Leo: The train is on time but no one cleaned the bathroom. Bring snacks and be prepared. It’s a good time to meet someone new, and you may find yourself sitting next to an interesting stranger. The Wi-Fi isn’t working so it’s better to interact in person.

Vertigo: If you don’t choose “nonstop,” you could find yourself sleeping in an uncomfortable position in Detroit. Don’t let the smell of your seat mate’s peanut butter and banana sandwich annoy you. She’s more than willing to share. You may experience some turbulence, but you and your baggage should arrive on time.

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Libra: Ever get the feeling you’re being watched? Go slow and don’t let the speed cameras and parking meters get you down. Either pay for parking up front or you’ll pay for it later.

Scorpio: Turns out the schizophrenic guy who’s yelling at you is actually a distant relative. Don’t make eye contact. Stare out the window at life passing by and listen for the announcements so you don’t miss your stop.

Sagittarius: Stay alert. You will have a difficult interaction with an autonomous vehicle. Take quieter back streets and don’t sweat the big stuff … unless there’s a shower at your destination to wash it off.

Capricorn: You may be standing at the bus stop for a long time. This is a good time to reflect on your life. Make sure your transit app has the required fare or you have exact change, and pay attention to where you sit down. It’d be a shame if you got pizza sauce on those new pants.

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Aquarius: Look both ways before crossing the street. You will have a close encounter with an Aries. Listen to the birds and neighborhood noises. Rejoice in the fact that you don’t have to pay for gas.

Pisces: Rough seas ahead. Stay focused on the horizon and don’t forget the Dramamine. It’s a good time to be outside.

Your Transportation Horoscope is the best way to know what the stars foretell. If you want a more precise, individual consultation, reach out to me with your birth date, time, and birthplace and I’ll do a “transit.” I offer special discounts for Streets.mn members.

About Andy Singer

Andy Singer served as volunteer co-chair of the <a href="http://www.saintpaulbicyclecoalition.org/">Saint Paul Bicycle Coalition</a> off and on for 13 years. He works as a professional cartoonist and illustrator and has authored four books including his last, "Why We Drive," which examines environmental, land use and political issues in transportation. You can see more of his cartoons at <a href="https://www.andysinger.com/">AndySinger.com</a>.