Kudos to the University of Minnesota and City of Minneapolis

We at streets.mn have been fairly critical of the excess of traffic control devices on the Washington Avenue traffic mall [1][2][3]. We have questioned the purpose of all the lights, including mid-block walk signals, when there is no motorized cross-traffic. The response from users of the traffic mall has been a great many violations of the law, students (and dare I say faculty and administrators) crossing against the light after using their own eyes to check to see if it is safe. This, of course, breeds genuine contempt for traffic control devices and contempt for government competence in general.

Don't Walk

Don’t Walk: Washington Avenue at Union Street, just west of the East Bank station. A pedestrian signal telling me not to walk in the landscaped median area from east to west.

We ask: why would the University and City do this? Don’t they know how ridiculous all these signals are?

But then I thought about the purpose of the University. We aim to teach our students to think for themselves. We ask them to question authority. Officially our Mission Statement says about Education:

We prepare students to meet the great challenges facing our state, our nation, and our world.

As a U of M student you’ll engage with your professors and fellow students from the very beginning. And you’ll develop your strengths with beyond-the-classroom experiences.

In a Hogwartsian, beyond-the-classroom, fashion, we have put students in a situation where they do have to rely on their own eyes, not officious light bulbs, to decide when to cross the street, if they don’t want to waste minutes per day (and hours per year). In a devious plot, the University and City of Minneapolis have succeeded. Students now do think for themselves since relying on authorities to think for them is so wasteful.


3 thoughts on “Kudos to the University of Minnesota and City of Minneapolis

  1. hokan

    Sing it!

    I don’t think the U is quite so contemptuous of people walking as is the city. The U folks tried to work with the city to make, for example, Washington work better for people walking, but the cities’ Public Works folks weren’t having any of it.

  2. Kele

    On one of the first days of this semester I approached the road/track crossing in front of Moos Tower (west end of East Bank Station) and there was a police officer (UMPD or Metro Transit) waiting to cross. A woman was about to walk against the light (as I normally would and do every day) but was stopped by the cop and a snappy back-and-forth ensued between them. She was from Georgia, apparently, and couldn’t understand why we couldn’t cross. I silently agreed.

    Thankfully there are almost never police at that crossing anyway.

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