Dispatch from Black Friday

Every year I make an expedition to the Mall of America on Black Friday with no specific agenda. Living in downtown Minneapolis, I can buy an all-day Metro Transit pass for $5, saving $1.55 in gasoline, 13 pounds of carbon dioxide and a chip out of my soul.

We were riding the lemon yellow light rail cars, and the sound from the grinding of the wheels was deafening. I happened to be wearing new headphones, but to no avail. Maybe a future post will compare the audio pain of both the new and old cars.

November 29 2019 - Mall of America light rail station

The new transit station at the Mall of America. Photo: Author

The new transit station at the Mall of America looks impressive on its face, but usability is only adequate in 2019. The doors swing rather than slide, not great if you have wheels. The escalator to the mall is narrow for one of the building’s major arteries. It feels like the escalators inside the mall are wider.

Escalator at Mall of America transit station

All aboard the escalator of capitalism (note the few brave walkers). Photo: Author

On top of the engineering corners cut, there is the security theater. Metro Transit police check tickets at the light rail platform. Mall security checks identification at the escalator, looking for youth under 16 not accompanied by an adult. Nobody checks to see if your plate tabs are up-to-date or if you are too young to shop if you drive to the mall.

Mall of America rotunda

Mall of America amusement park
Inside the mall, we are reminded of what can happen when a space is made for pedestrians. Air a comfortable 72 degrees. No ice or salt or sand. Shops and dining all together. You just need a car or a $5 transit ticket to get there. And be 17 or older.

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5 Responses to Dispatch from Black Friday

  1. John Maddening December 2, 2019 at 3:06 pm #

    I will take issue with one bit: “Nobody checks to see if your plate tabs are up-to-date or if you are too young to shop if you drive to the mall.”

    Of course the tabs issue is true, but there are security personnel at every door from the parking ramps and the ground entrance on the north who check IDs of young-looking folks after 4pm on Fridays and Saturdays — you must be 16 to be unaccompanied Fri-Sat evenings.

  2. kyle palzer December 2, 2019 at 3:19 pm #

    They do in fact check the age of people arriving via cars. Security is stationed at every entrance https://www.mallofamerica.com/pep

  3. Gib Ahlstrand December 2, 2019 at 3:26 pm #

    As for “and the sound from the grinding of the wheels was deafening”, personally I love the squeal of steel wheels on steel, but that’s just me.

  4. LiaM December 2, 2019 at 5:46 pm #

    I took the train to the Mall a few weeks ago and didn’t see any Metro Transit cops at the station or mall security guards checking IDs. Maybe that was just for Black Friday? Or maybe it was evening?

    • John Maddening December 2, 2019 at 6:25 pm #

      As we posted above, it’s after 4:00pm on Fridays and Saturdays.

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